April 2013
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nihilisticoutcry:
“sure it is bro just take a deep breath and relax”
Dave gave Karkat a gentle yet loving embrace, holding him close. He smooched the troll on the cheek.
“i missed ya best bro”
Karkat made a face but he wasn’t exactly pushing him away. Karkat hugged him tighter. ” … . I MISSED YOU TOO…JERK.” He stares at dave for a moment before leaning in closer....
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thereiscokeinmycoke:
My Skype app gave up and I can’t get it to work now.
*Crawls into your hoodie until your app begins to work*
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nihilisticoutcry:
*hands over the rice crispy treats*
dude calm the fudge down
all you had to do was ask nicely and i would give them to you
anyways it looks like you need a hug or something
you are a tad cranky bro
*hugs*
” ‘CALM’ ISN’T REALLY MY FORTE, STRIDER.”
He takes the treats and goes to open it, but the hug ran interference with that. Still, he calmed...
If you see this:
theberryshinigami:
dreyarss:
THEN DON’T CLICK IT.
IT’S A VIRUS.
THIS!!!!^^^
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nihilisticoutcry reblogged your post: nihilisticoutcry replied to your post: …
striders are lazy bro so sorry did you want rice crispy treats?
WHAT COULD’VE POSSIBLY GIVEN AWAY THAT I “DON’T” IN-FACT, WANT ONE OF YOUR SUGARY, APPETIZING CRUNCHY AND SOMEWHAT ADDICTING ALIEN FOOD SQUARES? IT’S SO EASY TO RESIST THE TEMPTATION THAT IT GIVES OFF, SEEING AS...
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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT AND DECIDED TO STICK AROUND WITH MY LAZY ASS, YOUR GOD OF YOUR UNIVERSE THANKS YOU.
HERE IS ONE OF YOUR EARTH PETS WITH TREATS STUFFED IN IT’S MOUTH.
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WOW. I ACTUALLY START POSTING SHIT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS AND I LOSE OVER THIRDY FOLLOWERS?! YOU GUYS ALWAYS GIVE ME MIXED SIGNALS.
LIKE I HAVE A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF FUCKS TO GIVE.
I’M TOO TIRED FOR THIS SHIT, I’M GOING TO SIT HERE AND BE AWESOME AS FUCK WITH THIS CHAIR, WHICH PROVIES YOUR ASS WITH STURDY COMFORT, WHILE YOU LIVE OUT THE EXPANSION OF YOUR PATHETIC LIVES, WHICH...
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TOO QUIET. SOMETHING IS UP. I NEVER THOUGHT THE SHIT STRIDER SPEWED FROM HIS MOUTH ACTUALLY HAD ANY SUBSTANTIAL OR PHYSICAL TRUTH TO IT.
BEING BORED DOES IN FACT, BORE YOU TO DEATH.
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nihilisticoutcry replied to your post: nihilisticoutcry replied to your post: …
you heard what i said bbycakes
WHATEVER. JUST GET YOUR STUPID HIPSTER ASS OVER HERE.
BRING YOUR FLAT BOXED RECTANGLE GLUTEN TREATS.
AND WOULD IT KILL YOU TO REBLOG TO ANSWER.DAMN YOU STRIDER
March 2013
20 posts
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nihilisticoutcry replied to your post: nihilisticoutcry replied to your post: “Dave…
gonna make me sugarlips? B]
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
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nihilisticoutcry replied to your post: “Dave thinks he’s such hot shit With all his…
<3
Oh shut up.
<3
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I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THESE ANONYMOUS BLANK GRAYFACES COULD EVEN USE MAGIC.
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do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot
Is that a trick question?
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“Dave thinks he’s such hot shit With all his Hipster tricks Cause he gets all of the chicks Can’t believe even I fell for this”
my-miraculous-rage asked: okay i guess. ARE YOU OKAY? you seem a little fucking weird
my-miraculous-rage asked: BEEN A MOTHERFUCKING WHILE HASN'T IT MOTHERFUCKER. where'd you go?
nihilisticoutcry asked: well i asked if we could ditch your quadrant system and do the thing your ancestor did and have a love that transcends definition and also asked if we could fill each other quadrants but i guess that is pretty pointless considering the first question and i also wished you a happy easter
my-miraculous-rage asked: hey there karkat
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WHY.
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nihilisticoutcry asked: *kisses cheek* did you respond to my other asks i sent to you?
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Anonymous asked: M!A: Welcome back! Now you're incredibly horny and sexually frustrated. Have fun!
nihilisticoutcry asked: hey babe happy late vday and also youre my best bro *fist bump*
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ASKBOX IS EMPTY.
ALL CLEANED OUT.
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NEW EVERYTHING.
YOUR FUCKING WELCOME.
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nihilisticoutcry replied to your post: RAWR. GUESS WHO THE FUCK IS HERE.
happy easter bbycakes
Tackles.
RAWR.
GUESS WHO THE FUCK IS HERE.
January 2013
14 posts
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djdistri asked: I can make your bed rock.
mrcronusampora:
lavalord4:
HAHAHA — THEY WON’T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM.
IS THIS SERIOUSLY A TRICKSTER HUSSIE?
A TRICKSTER
HUSSIE?
I’M SORRY
December 2012
7 posts
trolls think blankets are fun or something idek
tinkerlu:
what the fuck is this. no. seriously. what. the. fuck. is. this?
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wint3rkitt3n:
djstriderswagg:
wint3rkitt3n:
angryfuckass:
YOU’RE THE ONE WHO’S TOO SWEET ON HIM…
AND WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THIS “DAVEY” CRAP?
BUT I GUESS, HE DOES NEED SOMEONE LIKE YOU, CATNIP FURR BRAINS.
I:B YOU TELL HIM I SAID THAT AND I WILL DENY IT.
:33 < bitch you better not call me that again
:33 < i am sw33t to him but nefur am i TOO sw33t
:33 < i know my limit
:33...
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wint3rkitt3n:
angryfuckass:
wint3rkitt3n:
angryfuckass replied to your post: *holds a mistletoe over his head* B]
I:B HMPH.
.//Crosses arms.//
:33 < whaaat?
NOT YOU.
JUST PISSED AT STRIDER.
HMPH.
:33 < why? hes such a sw33tie..
:33 < the best meowrail
:33 < you shouldnt be mad at davey~
YOU’RE THE ONE WHO’S TOO SWEET ON HIM…
AND WHAT THE HELL IS...
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wint3rkitt3n:
angryfuckass replied to your post: *holds a mistletoe over his head* B]
I:B HMPH.
.//Crosses arms.//
:33 < whaaat?
NOT YOU.
JUST PISSED AT STRIDER.
HMPH.